Top Ten Worst People in Sports

So I am the luckiest guy in the world. I have a beautiful fiancee, and moreover, she likes hockey. You can not find many of those. But it is Irish luck that she ends up being a Pens fan. She is pretty enough to put up with that ballyhoo, so I do. She told me today that I am too negative towards the Pens and Crosby. I have had this video for a while and kept it to myself, and despite the fact that it is from a Flyer's fan, it exposes the Pens in a way that is just as subtle as everything from Philly. Saying that the Penguins are cheaters and illegitamite champions is the truth. But it made me think about the top ten guys who will never get a drink bought for them in DC. I actually hate other people more than Crosby. And here we go.......

1. Michael Irvin: Do more coke dude, you weren't that smart to start with, coke is only helping the situation. That is sarcasm, do another line and maybe you will get it. I know immigrants who just got to the States a month ago who have a better grasp of the English language than you do.

2. Deion Sanders: I hated Jon Jansen in college because I am a Notre Dame fan (which I know makes a lot of people mad,) but as soon as he put on a Redskin's jersey, he was my boy. Deion never fell in that category. He makes Michael Irvin sound like a poet lauerate.

3.Sidney Crosby: He is the antithesis of Ovechkin and it is a shame that the Great 8 is constantly compared to him. His team snatched a Cup from the Caps because of an obvious Canadian bias, and as even the borderline retarded Philly fans demonstrate in the afore shown video, he is a bitch.

4.Dan Snyder: 10 years of misery, read the older blogs for more.

5.Jaromir Jagr: He beat the Caps as a Pen, and he beat the Caps as a Cap. I hope when he burns in hell he has to listen to Troy Aikman's football analysis for eternity.

6.Brian Westbrook: He only gets up to play against the Skins, but he always does. All that got him was as many rings as McNo-ring. And he went to Dematha, enough said.

7. Mario Lemieux: He just kicked around the Caps for too long. He was a hell of a player, but I hate him.

8. Troy Aikman: If I was him, I would kiss a picture of Jimmy Johnson every day as I woke up. You look like Mr. Ed, but you are not as smart you buck-toothed bastard.

9.Dave Megget: I know this is a random dude and most people would not recognize him if they saw him, but he used to burn the Skins so bad back in the late 80s and early 90s when we could have gotten one more ring before Snyder took over.

10.Ryan Howard: Because he is from Philly and he probably juices.

See I hate the Penguins just as much as the Cowboys. Except more. if anyone can think of somone I missed I'd love to hear it. My honorable mentions are Norv Turner, Steve Spurrier, Gilbert Arenas (he screwed up something that could have been great by being dumber than Rain Man, who was a re-tard,) Antonio Pierce (as opposed to Lavar Arrington who also went to the Giants but wasn't a jerk bout it,) Jeremiah Trotter, who only liked to play for the Eagles, and Paul Tagliabue for the Wilber Marshall trade.